Procedure ● Three lines ● No forms
The entire procedure fits inside one WhatsApp conversation, and this page exists mostly to prove how little there is to it. No account is created, no app is needed beyond the one you already use, no callback arrives from an unknown number. You write, we confirm, you say yes, she arrives, and the thread itself is the only paperwork, kept exactly as long as the booking needs it.
Telegram works identically for guests who prefer it; both buttons sit at the foot of every page on this site.
Section 01, The drill
The entire booking fits in one small conversation, confirmed in minutes and final once you say yes.
Line 01
Start with the roster: twenty-eight verified profiles, filterable by district, each honest enough to choose from with confidence. A first and second choice protects you against scheduling, though a description of the evening works too, and we will suggest a match once, in the thread, and store the preference nowhere.
Line 02
Three facts make a booking: who, where, when. A neighbourhood is enough at first, Oud-Zuid, a Jordaan canal, a tower in Rotterdam, with the hotel and room following once you are ready. Add the format you want, a single hour, a dinner, an overnight, so the quote arrives complete on the first pass.
Line 03
The reply carries her availability, the date, the start time, the hours, the kind of address and the full figure, and names any deposit the desk wants. Your written yes stamps the booking, and the stamp is final: that evening is hers and yours and nobody else's, any deposit is paid the way the thread states and comes off the total, and from that moment cancelling is charged as the terms print. In central Amsterdam an hour's lead is usually sufficient; Schiphol and the Randstad cities ask closer to two, as their own pages explain in detail.
Line 04
She arrives at the agreed minute, dressed for the evening you described, and greets you like the acquaintance she is about to become. The balance, after any deposit, is settled at the start. What follows is conversation, dinner, company, and none of our business to record. When she leaves, the only evidence is your own memory and a chat you may delete at will.
Section 02
Plans move, and the thread can carry one move. Push the hour or the date once, at the desk's discretion, before she sets off and provided her diary has room; deposit and terms travel with the booking, and without an agreed new time the original stands. Change the restaurant, extend mid-evening: each is a single message, re-quoted when the format changes and agreed before it stands, at the same rate. Ending early is yours to decide and leaves the figure as it was.
Cancelling is a message in the same thread, and it is charged. Short bookings, three lines: beyond 48 hours before the start, the deposit turns into a credit good for 12 months; from 48 hours down to 24, half the figure; inside 24 hours, or a no-show, the figure in full. The long formats run the same three lines on a longer clock: beyond 7 days, credit; 7 days down to 72 hours, half; inside 72 hours or a no-show, the figure in full. The deposit is never paid back; it covers the charge first, and the rest is invoiced. The terms print the full line.
Section 03
A booking needs a name to ask for, a district to travel to, a time to keep and, where the desk asks for one, a deposit. We do not request your surname, your employer or your reasons, and there is no form anywhere that could remember them. The thread and any deposit record are held for the life of the booking, of a charge or credit that follows it, and of the bookkeeping, then deleted. The faq covers the handful of edge cases, layovers, home visits, languages, that occasionally need one more message.
Who, where, when. Confirmed in minutes, final once stamped.
Replies in minutes /// Nothing kept on file /// Telegram works too